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Porkchop

He is 17 years old., always munchin' on something, or combing his hair.

His favorite foods are, carne asada burritos, fish tacos, double cheese-burgers, and rocky road ice cream.

 

Lil' Joker

Joker, is 17 years old. He thinks he's a player., on his phone or two-way 24-7, tryin' to hook it up with all them hoochie-mommas!

He likes collecting girl's numbers, especially the ones that start with 36-24-36.

Someday he would like to be nominated for Player of the Year!

 

Smoke Dogg

Smokie is 15 years old (dog years). He is the voice of reason in the bunch, and is always criticizing the others and making fun at their dumb mistakes.

The Locsters wouldn't get in that much trouble if they understood what he said. Or better yet, they'd probably chain him up or put him in a muzzle.

 

Fast Fred

Fred's the hip old-timer that lives down the street. He owns a 39 Master Deluxe, and a 47 fleetline.

He's an older version of Lil' Joker, with a better rap.

 

Switch Happy

Switch, is 16 1/2 years old. He collects and builds models, bikes and is always tryin to lift (hydro's) anything he gets his hands on.

His dad left him a 63 impala hardtop, which gets the whole crew around (whenever they pitch in for gas!).

He hopes to someday have his beloved "trey" be featured in Lowrider Magazine.

 

Shady

Shady is 17 years old. He is the artist of the bunch. He does graffiti art, DJ's, and breakdances.